флуд на английском.

interab · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 15:43:28

Бахытка писал(а):

interab писал(а):

Бахытка писал(а):

Дак я же через переводчика

Так я именно об этом, если внимательно прочитать мое сообщение

Sorry, let's speak English here!

Бахытка · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 15:52:40

all right (well,good)?

interab · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 15:58:58

Okay (OK)

Бахытка · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 16:08:46

I'm bad pupil :oops:

Basilio · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 16:11:15

Бахытка писал(а):

а сказать- только : Hi! how are you

I'm bad pupil :oops:

How bad are You?

Really?

So, may be - we will try to do it together?
There is only one way to get fluent english - try speake or write - anaig and again - and sometime- i"m sure - You will do it, as good, as it only possible..

wait a bit - I'll find one funny story bout English....
And I"ll put it here - special for Бахытка
Smile, or cheers

interab · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 16:12:31

Бахытка писал(а):

I'm bad pupil :oops:

I don't think so

I'm a bad teacher that's for sure...

Basilio · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 16:32:10

Here it is:

Цитата:

Lets face it
English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught.

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this poem
It ends.

(C) awesome

Бахытка · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 16:47:00

Twelve years ago I'm try to read "The Old Man and the Sea" in English- This is bad idea. I'm read only 1 page.

Basilio · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 16:52:01

Бахытка писал(а):

Twelve years ago I'm try to read "The Old Man and the Sea" in English- This is bad idea. I'm read only 1 page.

why do You stop?

Do you read russian eqvivalent before?

Бахытка · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 17:03:30

Basilio писал(а):

Бахытка писал(а):

Twelve years ago I'm try to read "The Old Man and the Sea" in English- This is bad idea. I'm read only 1 page.

why do You stop?

Do you read russian eqvivalent before?

Do you read russian eqvivalent before? - No. Then I do it.
why do You stop? - I'm tired to translate.

P.S. Thanks you for funny story :wink:

Basilio · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 22:01:49

Бахытка писал(а):

Do you read russian eqvivalent before? - No. Then I do it.

Then? Do You mean "now youre already read it?"
And so? Did You try to read original texts again ?

Цитата:

-why do You stop?
- I'm tired to translate.

You tried to translate every word one-to-another?
That is not a better way to understand a sentences...

Цитата:

P.S. Thanks you for funny story :wink:

You re wellcome. :0)

interab · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 22:26:27

Basilio писал(а):

And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

yeah, it's just a "sea pig"

btw why do we call it sea pig in Russian???

Anastasya · **Добавлено:** 03-07-2010 23:23:26

Basilio, the story U've written is rather funny

Russian can be called awesome in the same way

lulu · **Добавлено:** 04-07-2010 01:31:46

Oh! dont be shy! we're not native speakers or writers. If you want improve in English, you have two ways: write and read, listen and try so many times ( how you can) repeat and repeat.

lulu · **Добавлено:** 04-07-2010 01:51:06

Бахытка писал(а):

Do you read russian eqvivalent before? - No. Then I do it.
why do You stop? - I'm tired to translate.

Probably it was hard to read and translate. it wasn't funny. just try from easy books ( first rool for understand your level is how many words you don't understand in text. if 5-10 it's your level, but if more than 10 it isnt good to understand text). don't forget about phrasal verbs. it's more important than words.
For improve your vocabulary try to find "vocabulary cartoons", for phrasal verbs some books from scholastic ( it depends what level do you need)

zmey · **Добавлено:** 04-07-2010 02:13:32

Фак меня разфак, как люди по englishu-то шпарят.

Jaroslaff · **Добавлено:** 04-07-2010 02:42:51

zmey писал(а):

Фак меня разфак, как люди по englishu-то шпарят.

Tak zdes' sobralis' professional'nye perevodchiki....

Бахытка · **Добавлено:** 04-07-2010 06:40:51

Thanks for participation.
To Basilio:
No, not each word, but it is a lot of. The original any more did not read.
Even if it was difficult to translate, the story all the same remains cheerful.
It is enough of my knowledge to check the home task on English of my son. What for is profound to study English, for self-development? In ours small town it isn't necessary for nobody. All this I have written through the interpreter, so excuse for mistakes.

interab · **Добавлено:** 04-07-2010 08:53:00

My first book in English I read was adapted Treasure Island by Stevenson. It's easy to read adapted books to start with.

"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest,
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!"

Anastasya · **Добавлено:** 04-07-2010 09:44:29

I've read The Invisible Man, The Portrait of Dorian Grey, Treasure Island & so on. But most of all I prefer short stories by O'Henry

The guys are right - to read & understand text it's not vital to translate every word. if you are a beginner - choose adapted short stories which U've read in Russian.
to lulu - phrasal verbs are too complicated to remember, especially for beginners :oops:

interab · **Добавлено:** 04-07-2010 09:53:13

O'Henry is one of my favorite writers! We have even tried to perform his short stories on the stage at school. It was long ago though.

lulu · **Добавлено:** 04-07-2010 10:50:05

Anastasya писал(а):

I've read The Invisible Man, The Portrait of Dorian Grey, Treasure Island & so on. But most of all I prefer short stories by O'Henry

The guys are right - to read & understand text it's not vital to translate every word. if you are a beginner - choose adapted short stories which U've read in Russian.
to lulu - phrasal verbs are too complicated to remember, especially for beginners :oops:

For the first step to improve reading skills will be better to start from a book for kids. ex. Roald Dahl: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator ect.
For the phrasal verbs start from Dictionary of Idioms Phrases. It's important for comprehencion skills.

IronDuke · **Добавлено:** 05-07-2010 05:21:55

Jaroslaff писал(а):

zmey писал(а):

Фак меня разфак, как люди по englishu-то шпарят.

Tak zdes' sobralis' professional'nye perevodchiki....

... and other flooders

Vasso · **Добавлено:** 08-07-2010 21:26:09

Sucks

Олег1994 · **Добавлено:** 08-07-2010 23:50:41

zmey писал(а):

one dollar - one honey

"Thank you God, thank you rabbit, fuck you pig"

Не одни Вы это смотрели :lol:

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